Bag manufacturer: Mistaken identity on First Lady’s clutch
Italian luxury goods manufacturer VBH boasted yesterday that First Lady Michelle Obama had toted their $5,950 alligator manila clutch earlier this week while on a trip to Russia.
No way, said the White House, which countered that the First Lady was carrying an $875 VBH patent leather clutch.
Well that’s a relief, I mean in these tough economic times the toughest since the Great Depression that Biden and Obama misjudged, it good to know the First (*cough-cough*) Lady is be so fugal as to carry only a $875.00 purse plus taxes. I mean thank goodness it’s only $875 and not the original $6000 some thought it was… really do you think she take a $6000 purse to Russia? Don’t be silly she left that one at home and took the cheap-o $875.00 knock-off. Now my question is does a $875.00 purse go with $540.00 sneakers? Remember those? If not then check here.
Sure seems like this women that made a career our of claiming how she grew up poor, which is a lie has taken to the high life like a duck to water. It’s just a el-cheap-o $875.00 purse claims the White House says and we’re all suppose to go.. ‘oh ok well that’s not that bad’ and it’s Patent leather too?? I’m sorry if I ever pay $875.00 for a fashion accessory some animal had better died for my fashion. Patent Leather… that’s like one tiny step above pleather and this genius paid $875.00 for fake leather! $875.00 it’s better be the leather of an endangered species, like Siberian Tiger leather trimmed in California Condor bones.
Let me make a little fashion suggestion to the First Shopoholic next time try the Buxton® Bag for $19.95 and if you call now in the next 10 minutes you can get the Voice Reminder free (just pay processing and handling) that you can record things like…
“Don’t buy a purse that cost more than some people make a month.”
“Don’t wear $540.00 sneakers to a homeless shelter.”
“It’s not the dress that makes your butt look big.”
“Your name is Mrs. Obama not Queen Obama.”
“You are a troll.”
and “Butter, Eggs, Milk”
Just a little tip… and I’d take it if I was you.
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