The Angry White Guy

As Obama continues his Global Presidential Apology Tour 2009 he has now returned to the western hemisphere to apologize to Mexico and Latin America for all those evil arrogant American that usually get stuck with the tab for all the worlds problems.

Let me do my patriotic duty and help out the Dear Leader President Opology.

I’m sorry Mexico, I’m sorry we sent all those jobs and industry to your country.

Also Mexico, I’m sorry we have allowed nearly 12,000,000 of your citizens to illegally sneak into our country and receive American taxpayer services and benefits all while being paid under the table and sending money to your country which carelessly and cruelly boosting your economy with American dollars.

I’m sorry Mexico that we send million upon million of our taxpayer dollars to your country in aid and we have the nerve to not even ask for a taco. ($66,000,000.00 in 2008)

I’m sorry Mexico that we allow your citizen that came here illegally to protest their illegal status on the street of our cities with no fear of deportation or arrest.

To Latin America I’m sorry, really I’m sorry we only sent you $1.6 Billion in aid every year and we don’t even ask for a Christmas card or a native made pot or stuffed frog.

To Nicaragua and Danial Ortega I’m sorry that our Dear Leader only sat there like a lump on a log as you took your valuable time to rail on America and just how evil it is for 50 minutes, I’m sorry that President O-pology did not applaud and nod in agreement more, really considering his views on the evil America he should have given you a standing ovation and more time, so I’m sorry about that maybe next time.

To the rest of Central and Latin America I’m sorry, I know we’ve wrongfully forced our help on you, I know we’ve forced aid and money on you, I know we’ve forced industry and jobs on your countries and I’m sorry. We thoughtlessly ended your existents under tyrannical rule and we shouldn’t have done that, who are we to say you shouldn’t be impoverished and oppressed.

While I’m at it, to Iraq and Afghanistan I’m sorry we ended your tyrannical rule you had too, really it was selfish of us to think it was wrong to kill women and children if they broke your rules, to cut of the hands of those that wrote against you, to use poison gas on entire villages and communities how dare us stop you from that, who are we to keep you from slaughtering 1000′s upon 1000′s of those that disagree with you. We’ll try to better in the future and ignore your trampling on individual freedoms.

And to the UK, Europe and North Africa… who are we to stop you from living under a life of brown shirts and jackboots. I mean lets be honest, the Nazi’s had really cool pomp and we as arrogant Americans came over to Europe and DENIED you that fashion statement, how thoughtless and callus of us to do that, it was wrong, just wrong I tell you and we had the gall to force a life of freedom and democracy on you, I’m sorry.

To the 1000′s of Pacific Islands and those that live upon them that we evil, careless, thoughtless Americans had the audacity to liberate from the Japanese Empire, sorry what more can I say? You might have really enjoyed working in death camps and building railways through the jungles.

To Africa sorry about all the food, all the water wells, all the medical aid and all the condoms, all those medical workers and teachers… really it’s your business if you want to live in a desert and starve while infected with AIDS, who are we to stop you? So sorry we’ll stop that in the future, enjoy eating sand.

To the late great East Germany, sorry about Reagan and that entire “tear down the wall” bit it was wrong, sorry about that ending communism and all, again it was just not right of us to bring democracy to your land! For all we know you might like food shortages, oppression and digging tunnels who are we to change that? Oh and to all of unified Germany, sorry about that stopping Hitler too really we should have just stayed home.

To Eastern Europe same goes to you, sorry about the whole glasnost and perestroika brought on by the wrongful end to the Cold War, maybe you really like waiting in bread lines and living in substandard communist party block housing.

To the entire world! Sorry, sorry for and 1000′s of 1000′s of inventions that America has made to improved your life, so for all the advancements in medical treatment and for the internet, the telephone, the cellphone, GPS, weather radar, the light bulb, electricity, the Artificial Heart, the sewing machine, the assembly line, the computer and Bourbon whiskey; I’m sorry for baseball, basketball, football and the airplane, really I’m sorry! I’m sorry for the nearly 6,000,000 evil American inventions we’ve forced on you. Just think if it wasn’t for our evil doings you could still be living in the dark, in a mud hut, preserving your food with salt, traveling by horse back all while dying by the time you hit 40, I’m sorry.

In closing world I’m sorry, sorry for jazz and the blues, sorry for the motion pictures, but most of all I’m sorry for Elvis how cruel of us to inflect that on you, and for uncalled for cruelty so tell you what, you can have Sean Penn.

One final thought, this man has done more to undermine the stature of the United States than even Jimmy Carter and he’s done it in less time, his has insulted the active military and veterans of our nation, he’s wrongfully labeled all the Americans that hold traditional family values and believe in the Constitution, anyone that opts not to embrace his extreme liberal agenda has been categorized an extremist. He is an embarrassment to our nation and an embarrassment to the office of the Presidency, how anyone can approve of his actions is beyond me and for any idiot out there that wants to say this is arrogant, no it’s just reality. Deal with it.

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